Cards

Letter-Pressed Cards from Hand-Carved Plates

$4 each/ $16 - pack of 6

Each card is unique.

Each print is mounted on rough-edged colored cardstock. When you add a card to your cart, you can specify light or dark or a particular color and we’ll do our best to match.

Dragon Dart

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Pack of 6 $16

Style
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Cottage

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Shadow Cleaver

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First Page

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Due to the amount of ink, this design is labor intensive and will be made to order...which means a greater option of colors, but may take a few extra days to ship. This design, however, matches the Birthday Dirge the best.

The First Page cards were a very small run because they were type-set, not carved, thus colors are limited. Mostly burgundy ink on stone colored paper with dark backgrounds.Some are pink paper on dark purple backgrounds. Unfortunately, I am currently unable to make more than what’s in stock.

Each card includes a copy of the Birthday Dirge:

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

Soon the reaper will arrive,

Chop your head off with his scythe.

 

One year older (Stomp!)

Getting colder (Stomp!)

You are one step closer to,

Rigor mortis claiming you.

 

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

In a coffin, graveyard bound,

They will plant you underground.

 

One year older (Stomp!)

Getting colder (Stomp!)

Six feet down and two feet wide,

Worms will dine upon your hide.

 

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

One short life is all you get,

Better make the best of it.

 

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

Happy birthday (Stomp!)

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